How to get a boyfriend
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
This sums up my life pretty well
Most thought out tactic in film history.
Han Solo gets shit done.
Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.
Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)
Well this is fucking surreal
my kind of man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
No, but that’s exactly how it goes. Every damn time.
haha “tuck in” what the hell that’s not how vaginas work
no, most porn actresses get labiaplasty surgery in order to “trim” the “unattractive” majora and minora labias. A lot of women not in the porn industry do it nowadays as well due to peer pressure and the media’s reinforcement that a woman’s vagina should be (creepily enough) child-like. And don’t even get me started on vaginal rejuvenation because I’ll get mad as hell if the subject is brought up. Those kind of operations are becoming worryingly “casual” in the world of plastic surgery, and are often done by 20-something women/vagina owners who feel their genitalias are “unnatural” and “disgusting”. It’s a terrible issue and people should know more about it.
Someone secretly filmed evilsoutherngentleman at work…
Yes. Yes god damnit. Yes.
Love foxesyou guys don’t understand how much this post makes me want a pet fox.
strangely shaped puppies where are you going
strangely shaped puppies